Thumbs Up Thumbs Down - April Fools Edition
Professor Plum and Miss Scarlet
Issue date: 4/1/09 Section: Opinion
Fajita Madness
Salsa Rico has gone insane with their fajita madness. I was walking by the other day and they were shooting fajitas from a double-barrel shotgun. Although it was strangely satisfying when I got hit in the face with a zesty cheese, steak, and sour cream combo, I can't see how this is safe or not a health hazard. But as the fajita madness has taken over, who am I to judge? Unless you absolutely hate fajitas, sprint by (with a mouthguard) to get a faceful of delicious.
Fake Holidays
With the ridiculous amounts of fake holidays Americans celebrate to stave off age and boredom, we have seen quite a few lately. With St. Augustine's Day where we all go to a Barnes 'N' Nobles and read all night to March Sanity, where we all refrain to laugh through a vow of silence, America thrives on obscure holidays to mess with lives. Who would be so horrendous to take part in these holidays that mess with the general populations' thoughts? Who would try to hoodwink their reader's with ridiculous and absurd statements? Enjoy yourselves on these obsure holidays, for they keep us young.
Salsa Rico has gone insane with their fajita madness. I was walking by the other day and they were shooting fajitas from a double-barrel shotgun. Although it was strangely satisfying when I got hit in the face with a zesty cheese, steak, and sour cream combo, I can't see how this is safe or not a health hazard. But as the fajita madness has taken over, who am I to judge? Unless you absolutely hate fajitas, sprint by (with a mouthguard) to get a faceful of delicious.
Fake Holidays
With the ridiculous amounts of fake holidays Americans celebrate to stave off age and boredom, we have seen quite a few lately. With St. Augustine's Day where we all go to a Barnes 'N' Nobles and read all night to March Sanity, where we all refrain to laugh through a vow of silence, America thrives on obscure holidays to mess with lives. Who would be so horrendous to take part in these holidays that mess with the general populations' thoughts? Who would try to hoodwink their reader's with ridiculous and absurd statements? Enjoy yourselves on these obsure holidays, for they keep us young.
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