A Few Choice Words: Girls lie more than guys, period
Greg Howard
Issue date: 3/17/09 Section: Opinion
Disclaimer: Of course, this doesn't apply to everyone. That doesn't really help my argument, though, does it?
If life were a game of football, girls would be the New England Patriots. Girls are the Patriots because they lie and cheat their way through life in the same way that the Patriots spied and conned their way through the playoffs, and to three Super Bowl victories. Like the Pats, women manipulate the system, and operate outside the law. And like the Pats, they're good at it.
No, I'm not sitting here talking to you about how girls embellish and often even fabricate emotions in order to get their own way. First of all, that's too obvious. And second - guys do the same thing. The crime that girls commit is false advertising.
Women are liars, not because of what they say, but because of what they do. They lie about their age so ridiculously that women these days seem to be dying of natural causes at age 29. Girls pile on so much makeup just to leave the room that it seems like every day is Mardi Gras. Pumps raise women's calves off their ankles, and pushup bras do the same up top. Women don garters and thick belts to tame those love handles, slowly strangling themselves until they once again get to the safety of their bedrooms. And finally, girls rock the big, bug-eyed sunglasses/ski goggles that adequately cover their faces from hairline to chin. Girls are illusionists; everything females do from the time they wake up to the time they go to sleep is geared toward misdirecting the opposite sex (and usually the same sex, as well, to elude the cannibalistic mob mentality of women). It's a farce, because men are attracted to women who, in effect, are not real, who don't actually have platinum blond hair or rosy cheeks or clear skin or a 24-inch waist.
Here's the truth of the matter. Women don't want to be viewed as objects, even though women objectify themselves. Forget chivalry; take that for a double standard. You complain every day that guys are shallow and horrible people who only care about hooking up instead of getting to know you as a person, but you don't let us. How many times have you spent an hour or more getting ready to go to a fifty-minute class? How many times have you been interested in a guy and pretended to be drunker or dumber than you actually are to get his attention, or so that he feels more comfortable speaking to you, or any other pathetic reason that seems sensible at the time? You can't expect a man to respect you when you don't respect yourself enough to show your true self.
If life were a game of football, girls would be the New England Patriots. Girls are the Patriots because they lie and cheat their way through life in the same way that the Patriots spied and conned their way through the playoffs, and to three Super Bowl victories. Like the Pats, women manipulate the system, and operate outside the law. And like the Pats, they're good at it.
No, I'm not sitting here talking to you about how girls embellish and often even fabricate emotions in order to get their own way. First of all, that's too obvious. And second - guys do the same thing. The crime that girls commit is false advertising.
Women are liars, not because of what they say, but because of what they do. They lie about their age so ridiculously that women these days seem to be dying of natural causes at age 29. Girls pile on so much makeup just to leave the room that it seems like every day is Mardi Gras. Pumps raise women's calves off their ankles, and pushup bras do the same up top. Women don garters and thick belts to tame those love handles, slowly strangling themselves until they once again get to the safety of their bedrooms. And finally, girls rock the big, bug-eyed sunglasses/ski goggles that adequately cover their faces from hairline to chin. Girls are illusionists; everything females do from the time they wake up to the time they go to sleep is geared toward misdirecting the opposite sex (and usually the same sex, as well, to elude the cannibalistic mob mentality of women). It's a farce, because men are attracted to women who, in effect, are not real, who don't actually have platinum blond hair or rosy cheeks or clear skin or a 24-inch waist.
Here's the truth of the matter. Women don't want to be viewed as objects, even though women objectify themselves. Forget chivalry; take that for a double standard. You complain every day that guys are shallow and horrible people who only care about hooking up instead of getting to know you as a person, but you don't let us. How many times have you spent an hour or more getting ready to go to a fifty-minute class? How many times have you been interested in a guy and pretended to be drunker or dumber than you actually are to get his attention, or so that he feels more comfortable speaking to you, or any other pathetic reason that seems sensible at the time? You can't expect a man to respect you when you don't respect yourself enough to show your true self.
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Dan
posted 3/16/09 @ 11:08 PM EST
hahahaha...hysterical and so true...
Richard
posted 4/05/09 @ 12:39 PM EST
It's true girls lie more than guys it's like some kind of game with them they dont ever really thing about wwhat they are doing and that someone could get fucked up and get hurt from some stupid bitch lying about it to sound like they are "cool" or some thing FUCK GIRLS THEY ARE LYING SADISTIC LYING WHORES
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