Loyola Greyhound

Issue date: 11/13/07 Section: Opinion

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Topic-ulation

Except for the prevalence of starvation, homelessness, sexism, racism, and that stupid John Mellencamp song from the Chevy commercials there is nothing more pressing that we could talk about than our personal sexuality. We here at Thumbs Up Our Asses only choose the best topics to talk about.

Care for the Lay-tays

There's nothing like treating your woman right and you may have hit the nail on the head with the best way to do that. Since I only ever look out for #1, I respect where you're coming from.

Emotional Disappointment

Here's the plan: I'm going to lead you on with a catchy, punny title and let you think that what I'm about to say is relevant and witty. But sadly all you'll be left with is an empty feeling of loneliness and frustration at the end of this short paragraph.

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Simpleton's Simplicity

Generally speaking your verbal selection obnoxiously allows for the common practices of English grammar and spelling to remain prevalent in your prescient prose. We here at Thumbs Up Our Asses are decidedly not fanatically inclined to support such logical structure and acceptable style.

Death of a Stewie

This would be one of those instances where I decide to diverge from what we're talking about and add some self-important drivel: the two-part Family Guy episode sucked.

Me, Myself, and I

Where the hell is Gretchen McGillicuddy in the middle of your meaningless rant? This is insulting. The only reason why I put up with you is to see my name in print every week. That's the only reason why Thumbs exists! This is stupid...

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