Bonus Thumbs
Josh Cuykendall
Issue date: 3/16/04 Section: Opinion
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Bagel Bites -- As long as you don't burn these highly combustible delectables they're the best mini pizzas in the world. It's a tiny bagel with lots of pizza junk crammed on top. They come in boxes of 60 for Heaven's sake and they taste better than chocolate rum balls.
Black Eyed Peas -- I think "Let's Get Retarded" should be Loyola's new fight song. Oh wait, it already is. Of all the Jock Jams out there to get you pumped up for the game, the girls' lacrosse team marches out in pride to a song dedicated to rocking ganja. But that song is also a funny way to get the dance party started and wind down the evening on the couch.
Jamaica -- One love...
Found -- One girls' black Arden B. jacket found outside of Craig's'. Inquire within.
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People Turning Left -- My kingdom for a left turn lane on Charles Street. Whoever the genius was that designed the traffic increasing Charles Street must have also labeled Baltimore as "The City That Reads." This guy must have been an "amniturner" or something because there's no way he knows how to make a left turn.
Girls That Got Their Hair Braided I understand that having your hair braided during Spring Break is a festive and vacation type thing to do. But when you get back from break, please, please for the love of attraction take those damn things out of your head. It's like looking at Predator's girlfriend seeking revenge on Arnold. I mean really....I should stop.
Bald Bouncer At Craig's -- This guy is by far the biggest jerk I've ever met. He's rude, bitter, and a complete buzz-kill (probably caused by his baldness). Don't give this man anything except the elitist attitude he gives you.
Mark Pawloski -- If you were so distraught about my article two weeks ago then you should have defended yourselves to the Loyola community in a publication that is accessible to Loyola students (e.g. The Greyhound), not outside Jerry's at 1:30 a.m. There's a time and a place, you choose the place and I'll give you the time.
Bagel Bites -- As long as you don't burn these highly combustible delectables they're the best mini pizzas in the world. It's a tiny bagel with lots of pizza junk crammed on top. They come in boxes of 60 for Heaven's sake and they taste better than chocolate rum balls.
Black Eyed Peas -- I think "Let's Get Retarded" should be Loyola's new fight song. Oh wait, it already is. Of all the Jock Jams out there to get you pumped up for the game, the girls' lacrosse team marches out in pride to a song dedicated to rocking ganja. But that song is also a funny way to get the dance party started and wind down the evening on the couch.
Jamaica -- One love...
Found -- One girls' black Arden B. jacket found outside of Craig's'. Inquire within.
DOWN
People Turning Left -- My kingdom for a left turn lane on Charles Street. Whoever the genius was that designed the traffic increasing Charles Street must have also labeled Baltimore as "The City That Reads." This guy must have been an "amniturner" or something because there's no way he knows how to make a left turn.
Girls That Got Their Hair Braided I understand that having your hair braided during Spring Break is a festive and vacation type thing to do. But when you get back from break, please, please for the love of attraction take those damn things out of your head. It's like looking at Predator's girlfriend seeking revenge on Arnold. I mean really....I should stop.
Bald Bouncer At Craig's -- This guy is by far the biggest jerk I've ever met. He's rude, bitter, and a complete buzz-kill (probably caused by his baldness). Don't give this man anything except the elitist attitude he gives you.
Mark Pawloski -- If you were so distraught about my article two weeks ago then you should have defended yourselves to the Loyola community in a publication that is accessible to Loyola students (e.g. The Greyhound), not outside Jerry's at 1:30 a.m. There's a time and a place, you choose the place and I'll give you the time.
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